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365 žodžiai – 273

Gaila išmesti sukauptas mintis. Angliškai, nes nesugebu išversti taip gerai, kad liktų pradinė keistamintė.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not
your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the Whooshing
sound as they go flying by.

I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed

I Haven’t Lost My Mind. It’s Backed Up On Disc

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? 9/64

She Who MUST be obeyed.

I thought I wanted a career. It turns out I just
wanted a pay check.

I love my cat. My cat does not care.

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe in

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their
level then beat you with experience.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Don’t worry about the world ending today. It’s already
tomorrow in Australia.

Does it scare you that you are looking for wisdom from
a T-shirt?

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would get

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change

What am I? Fly paper for freaks?

If I save time, when do I get it back?

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

I may be fat, but you are ugly and I can lose weight.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.

Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.

6 Responses to “365 žodžiai – 273”

  1. Voldemaras parašė:

    🙂 „If I save time, when do I get it back?“ – in the next your life… you will have enough…

  2. scania parašė:

    „If I save time, when do I get it back?“ – in the traffic jam.

    • grumlinas parašė:

      Kai kam tai kasdienybė…

      • scania parašė:

        Aha. Kaime nėra kamščių, bet ir algos mažesnės. Mieste moka daugiau, bet dėl tos algos tenka pastovėti kamščiuose. Kažkada skaičiavom, kaip gautųsi valandinis įkainis įskaičiuojant valandą iki darbo valandą namo vilnietišką algą lyginant su kaimietiška. Veiksmas vyko tarp fūrų šaltkalvių, tai vilniečių valandinis gavosi ryškiai geresnis.